Mom says... Well, you might think this is a jokes page, but my Mom REALLY says these things. "I must be losing my powers. I haven't killed anybody lately." "If I told you I liked your body, would you hold it against me?" "I'm gonna take some retro-active birth control!" "Somethings have to be put off dozens of times before it completely slips my mind." "It's so cold outside it's enough to freeze the nuts off a jeep." My mom has never said this one but when I saw this on a car bumper I thought of her. This is a must get bumper sticker for her old car! "Don't piss me off or I'll release the flying monkeys." My mother was going to name me Elizabeth --but she named me Betty instead, because we were poor. more mom-isms coming soon....